Surprising Discoveries

So the other day I'm finishing up unpacking after my move and I find one of these

(the thong not the chick) in the back of my closet. At first I thought "What the ...!" and then "Gross!" and then "ew!" as I realized that it probably meant there was some of this

going on in my room prior to my taking possession of it. I know it happens. I'd just rather not think about it. It's not as bad as a hotel though. At least I know the bed is mine. After a minute I realized there was another possible explanation. Being gay seems to have caused me to realize that not everything is as it seems so the presence of a thong left behind by a former male tenant could also mean this.

It is a women's size large from La Senza but you just never know. I'm trying not to think of the possibility that it could also mean this.

Excuse me while I go wash my eyes with bleach. I'm just going to stick with this interpretation.

I don't know about you but I'm quite happy living in ignorant bliss. Now I have to go add disposable gloves to the grocery list. Maybe I'll do some underwear shopping while I'm at it.